10 Quotes to Make You Appreciate the Moms in Your Life

Clorox knows being a mother is a tough, thankless job. This Mother's Day, remember to appreciate the most important woman in your life--and hey, maybe you can clean up a bit before she arrives; you're looking icky.

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    Text - The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 she served years the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. Calvin Frillin
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    Text - I know how to do anything- I'm a mom. Rocanne Bar
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    Text - CC The phrase working mother is redundant Jane Sellman
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    Text - My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. 99 Buddy Hackstt
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    Text - Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. Baerly Joues
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    Text - I love cleaning up messes I didn't make, so I became a mom. 99 Auther Uukucun
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    Text - Parenthood: That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage. 99 maredane Coe
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    Text - Mother is verb, not a noun 99 -Preuerh
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    Text - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? milt Berle
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    Text - A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss. -Tina Fey

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